A Recipe For Heartbreak

Heartbreak

1 Boy

1 Girl (Unless otherwise preferred)

3 years of life

1 happy relationship

1 engagement

1 or 2, or maybe 5 changes of plan

1 breakup

Directions: The first thing you're going to want to do is meet a person of interest, and become friends with them. About 2 years into the friendship, you're going to fall deeply in love with said person. Shortly after making the happy relationship official, you're going to have to visit each other in your home towns. Multiple times throughout the year. THEN, the boy is going to want to buy a gorgeous ring and propose to said girl (unless otherwise preferred). The wedding planning will start then, and the happy relationship will be happier than ever. So while all this is happening, the boy is going to start changing his mind. Changing plans. Maybe even start drifting away. The sweet boy you had at the beginning has turned kind of bitter at this point. So once that happens, you're going to shove your hand into the girl's chest and just grab hold of her heart. Very slowly and steadily you're going to be pulling it out of her. The boy is going to start being rude, careless, distant, and heartless. So give that about 2 months, and then finally rip the girl's heart out completely. That's when she finally dumps his disrespectful ass.

The End

Enjoy your heartbreak.