Ugly Feet

Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and for some

reason it makes me feel better. Sure, they pay 50 bucks to have a 

Chinese lady scribble a flower on their big toe and splatter a

colour on the rest of the nubs. Unfortunately for them, it still

doesn't make their feet pretty. Their toes are long and skinny

like fingers, and for some crazy reason they think that long toe nails

are pretty.. And, not to mention, they're always wearing those horrible

uncle shoes, making their long finger toes stick out. One glance,

and their long boney feet are haunting my mind all day. 

I hate feet, and even more, I hate ugly feet.